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one of my favorite parts

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one of my favorite parts

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: amyhammack: This girl is walking...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:37:49 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

amyhammack:

This girl is walking around school with a blanket that has Nicholas Cage on it

WHY HAS THIS NOT GOT ANY NOTES

BECAUSE WE ARE ALL BUSY TRACKING DOWN THIS GIRL TO STEAL HER BLANKET

OH MY GOD YOURE ALL IDIOTS

ITS A NICHOLAS CAPE

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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calvinjcandie: (x) #MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:06:41 -0400

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

I can't believe

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:47:46 -0400

there are actually men out there that think Angelina Jolie is less of a woman because she had her breasts removed. She had them removed because she doesn’t want to die and not see her kids grow up. She wants to enjoy life to the fullest and not have the constant worry of breast cancer on her mind. I think she is so strong and it makes her MORE of a woman. I can’t believe there are actually men, no boys, out there who think boobs are what make a woman a woman. Sad.

alora-sonntag: I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy....

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:44:48 -0400

alora-sonntag:

I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:42:49 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

davvo: holy fucking shit i just came sexy can i

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:37:01 -0400

davvo:

holy fucking shit i just came

sexy can i

Being left home alone

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:35:18 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

When you were young

Now

camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:27:51 -0400

camouflagedpeeta:

jubetheboob:

camouflagedpeeta:

in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework

in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.

so i guess i wont do my homework

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keepingthe-moon: justintyler: adrixu: Original photos from...

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:46:32 -0400

keepingthe-moon:

justintyler:

adrixu:

Original photos from the opening of HIMYM

teds fucking hair.

Why can’t I be Marshall?

these actually look like photos of normal people just hanging out at a bar

intertnet: it’s so perfect close enough

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:46:22 -0400

intertnet:

it’s so perfect

close enough

<3___<3

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